Or why it’s time we understood that the planet’s biggest film awards are less about honouring the best in cinema than hunkering down in front of an entertainment channel to recognise movies that made us feel good.
Of this, we are all agreed. My mead can be your poison. If tastes did not differ, we would frequent the same restaurants and peck at the same foods, step out in the same clothes in the same cuts and colours, listen to the same music by the same artists, worship the same authors, click on the same links and land on the same sites, and, come the last Sunday in February, root for the same films and the same actors to walk away with Oscars. But this understanding did not preclude the foaming at the mouth that accompanied the announcement, last year, that The King’s Speech, that cinematic equivalent of lukewarm chicken soup, had trounced The Social Network in the Best Picture race. We rushed to denounce the members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences – the block of Oscar voters – as orthodox consumers of cinema whose idea of the year’s best motion picture wasn’t one that shattered and reconfigured their carefully shaped notions of art but one they could view unabashedly with their grandmothers.

For a change, this year, let us make a case for lukewarm chicken soup, otherwise known as The Artist, the film that is widely expected to be anointed Best Picture. And why? Because, among other considerations, it is a family-friendly, black-and-white ode to silent cinema. Put differently, not only can you watch it with your grandmother, it’s the kind of film she probably watched with her grandmother. Is The Artist a “good” film or a “bad” film? Is it “worthy” of Oscar recognition, or isn’t it? We shall not concern ourselves with these subjective inquiries that handicap the appraisal of any art. Like the Booker committee, like the music fraternity that hands out Grammies, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences would retreat into a cave and crumble into an existential crisis if it began to concern itself with the yays and nays that greet its decisions each year. Some people are going to like The Artist. Some are going to hate it. Some will think it’s a worthy winner (if it wins). Others will begin to foam at the mouth. Of this, we are all agreed.
The mistake we make every year is in expecting otherwise. The mistake we make is in thinking that Best Picture, according to Oscar, actually refers to the best picture made the previous year, the film that (in our subjective eyes) achieved its aims in the most skilful possible manner, the film that was loftiest proof that this is what cinema can be, when what Best Picture means, really, is Best Warmed-over Soul-slaking Serving of Chicken Soup. Like the Oscar ceremony, this mistake we make is an annual tradition, the most noteworthy years being 1941 (when we fumed, “How could How Green was My Valley beat Citizen Kane and The Maltese Falcon?”), 1967 (“How could In the Heat of the Night outrank The Graduate and Bonnie and Clyde?”), 1977 (“How could Rocky punch out Taxi Driver and All the President’s Men?”), and 1994 (“How did Forrest Gump outrun Quiz Show and Pulp Fiction?”).
We claim – rightfully so – that The Graduate picked up on a privileged generation’s ennui like no film before it; that Bonnie and Clyde was the first puff of smoke on a distant hill signalling that New Hollywood, that era of 1970s cinema ambushed by techniques from the European art film, was marching towards our movie screens; that Citizen Kane launched the director into a celestial orbit hitherto occupied only by stars, the faces in front of the screen; that The Maltese Falcon perfected the private-eye noir-drama that would reach its apotheosis, three decades later, in Chinatown; that Taxi Driver hinted at the perils of urban isolation long before they became forlorn fact; that All the President’s Men rescued the journalistic thriller by grafting a strain of the documentary into the scoop-obsessed hijinks of His Girl Friday; that Pulp Fiction redrew the map of independent cinema, furthering its boundaries outside pitiful art-house ghettos. The juddering impact of these films is felt to this day. What did the Best Picture winners, in these years, do but give us a good time at the movies?
We make the mistake of expecting blistering art to be rewarded over bowlfuls of chicken soup because we look at other awards – at Cannes, at Berlin, at Venice, where the juries aren’t scratching stubbled chins to pick the best picture from a list populated by Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, War Horse and The Help. The only edge in these films came from the corners of the screens they played on – in other words, they might actually be made by your grandmother. Why, we simmer, can’t the Oscars emulate these awards, which confer their top prizes on whimsical works of vision like Terrence Malick’s The Tree of Life? The Academy, too, perpetuates this notion, that it somehow cares about capital-A Art, by unleashing, as it did in 1996, a Best Picture roster with four independent films (The English Patient, Fargo, Secrets & Lies and Shine) crowding out a solitary Hollywood-endorsed moneymaker (Jerry Maguire). The Oscars have grown up, we exulted, until Titanic, the next year, ripped through these swells of premature celebration like an implacable iceberg.
Despite this, despite knowing that the Academy Award for Best Picture, these recent years, has been claimed by rousing crowd-pleasers like Shakespeare in Love, Gladiator, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King and Slumdog Millionaire – never mind the periodic anomalies like Million Dollar Baby or The Hurt Locker, which found themselves rewarded in spite of casting unsuspecting audiences into dark seas of nihilism, without a beacon of hope in the far distance – we make the mistake of thinking that The Tree of Life or Hugo, the most cinematic of movies in this year’s Best Picture list, should be recognised. They won’t – unless the Academy decides, like in the years it singled out Million Dollar Baby and The Hurt Locker, to send out signs of its hipness and coolness and its continued relevance in the midst of the festivals at Cannes and Berlin and Venice, whose awards stand for something in the cinematic community.
But let’s not make that mistake this year. If the festival at Cannes represents the country that birthed La Nouvelle Vague, if Venice stands for the home of Neorealism, if Berlin speaks for the native soil of Expressionism, then Hollywood symbolises something else altogether, something as old as the earliest film, and something even older: the pact between a magician and his audience that the ensuing hours will transport us to a world different from our own. Let us recognise that The Artist is a joyful illusion, if not path-breaking cinema, then certainly a film that strives to put a smile on our faces, a song on our lips, a coat of soothing balm on our work-weary hearts. Let us make a decision, this year, to let those other festivals shoulder the onerous burden of nurturing cinema, while the Oscars continue to take note of the films that, like chicken soup, flood us with warmth and well-being. Here’s rooting for The Artist and The Help. May the best broth win.
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Chetana Panikkar
February 26, 2012
BRsir, whither whither doest thou dither? A soup always is good for those on diet. Sir, granted you are our listening post and so, should we not stick to critism of the movie under discussion rather than uploading our gyan, (though much needed)? Dont even care if the best rot wins but it is the wrote that concerns fans like me!! Too much magic and not enough realism!!
Mandar Inamdar
February 26, 2012
How about the raw deal that Shawshank Redemption got in 1994?
rameshram
February 26, 2012
this song, as they say , for soup boysu who have no choicu…
venkatesh
February 26, 2012
Aren’t the Oscars a giant marketing exercise ? Its always been like that.
Whats with all the hand-wringing ? I didn’t think anyone ever took it seriously.
Anu Warrier
February 26, 2012
Rangan, why’s the Oscars considered some sort of a holy grail?? It’s as good or as bad as the Filmfare Awards, where awards are given for just showing up. (I have lost sight of the number of categories there are, now.) I would say, the only difference is in the level of kitsch – though, with last year’s (or was it the year before last?) song-and dance routine, the OScars looked like they were emulating FF.
One reason I do watch Oscar Nite is for the hosts – when it was Billie Crystal and Whoopie Goldberg. Now, we are fobbed off with children playing dress up and juvenile humour masquerading as the real thing.
Think of the Oscars as you would a mainstream Hollywood movie, all style and no substance, and everyone will be fine. : ) The awards are a joke anyway.
Siddhartha Srivastava
February 27, 2012
I find it painful whenever someone says “they are as bad as Filmfare” or “they are fixed” or whatever. No, they aren’t perfect — but as an avid Oscar-follower since many many years (and like most followers, one who disagrees with them more often than not) — let me say that it hasn’t sunk to Filmfare levels and I hope it never will. The “Awards” are still more important than the “show” and “Academy Award Nominee” And “Academy Award Winner” are still hard to earn prefixes to add before your name.
Do our awards try to look beyond the Khans and Roshans for awarding Best Actor? Any comparison of a list of nominees from the past 10 years will reveal more diversity in the Oscar list for acting winners. And no actor can win an Oscar every alternate year (unlike our awards).
The Oscars have shown flashes that they might be improving (The Hurt Locker, The Departed, No Country for Old Men… all unlikely “Oscar” vehicles). But they also choose to take several steps back with The King’s Speech, Slumdog Millionaire et al. This may have more to do with the fact that a recent LA Times article stated (77% of the Academy members are old, white men) than anything else.
Again, I admit that there are a lot of factors that decide the eventual winners, but these many years have made me realize that the Academy actually votes for what it “likes” (however questionable their tastes might be) than
Siddhartha Srivastava
February 27, 2012
And no they aren’t given for merely “showing up” — they are considered important enough that everyone nominates shows up! (Woody Allen being an exception!)
rameshram
February 27, 2012
Oh A R Rahman! I weep for you. How the mighty have fallen!
chronophlogiston
March 4, 2012
I agree. Was shocked to see him playing on the side like some sessions musician.
aandthirtyeights
February 27, 2012
Conversation with a friend:
“Didn’t you love Tout va bien?”
“The fellow who called the movement ‘La Nouvelle Vague‘ had a point.”
Chetana Panikkar
February 27, 2012
I apologise for my earlier post. Er-Soop boys do have choice. The choice is between liking 1. well-crafted cinema per se or 2. not being apologetic for liking some keera soups which might also be some what crafted (textured).Isnt it just the same? So,what IS good cinema?I guess, one need not be apologetic abt loving fullto fuukat movies. Was Citizen Kane good cinema? it was well-crafted but was it really that good? Did the chappa-chappa kona-kona enjoy it? (yen-joyed, maye! but “enjoyed”….?) I dunno.
One might like The Artist for the mix of soul soup and artfullness that it portrays and so is one being apologetic for that! (not seen the movie). However, is not a blend of both, better than just craft or just soul?It does matter how the Oscars sometime reward only feel good movies. Simply ’cause: it is the most revered award for a wide populace who follow its opinions abt good cinema. Oscars are not a joke!
vijay
February 27, 2012
“We make the mistake of expecting blistering art to be rewarded over bowlfuls of chicken soup because we look at other awards – at Cannes, at Berlin, at Venice, where the juries aren’t scratching stubbled chins to pick the best picture from a list populated by Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, War Horse and The Help. ”
The bigger mistake, I believe, lies in thinking that somehow those films that win at these other festivals are “superior” art because they are whimsical or edgy or whatever.And who is to know if the jury at these festivals dont have their own prejudices and biases and pet themes? Its just that since the Oscars and their methods are more well known (and we understand it, thanks to our USA-obsession and English languagae) that we nitpick and complain about their choices all the time. I am sure if the Berlin or Cannes festivals were as publicized and popular around the world and if there was more foreign press on it year after year sooner or later some patterns for awardees would start emerging there as well.
And once in a while a film like No Country for Old men does win the Oscar, doesnt it?
KayKay
February 27, 2012
Award for The Artist: Best Director, Best Picture and Best Oscar??????
Awards for Mel Brooks’ 1976 SILENT MOVIE: NONE
{Insert title card}: TRAVESTY!!!!
KayKay
February 27, 2012
I meant Best Actor, not Oscar, Sacre Bleu!