- Forget its thriller ambitions. Game, first and foremost, is a stylised “rah-rah India” video for those for whom the World Cup win wasn’t enough. An Indian stands to become Prime Minister of Thailand. An Indian owns the biggest nightclub in Istanbul. An Indian owns the island of Samos in Greece and nurtures its numerous villages. (Will the national food, now, be the Samos-a?) I mean, go India!
- Despite an overabundance of lip-smacking lurid-schlock material – the barebones of Ten Little Indians-by-way-of-Gumnaam, fraternal twin sisters, at least two instances of concealed-identity twists, a great many redundant characters who exist solely for red-herring purposes, travel-porn locations, muscled slave-boys in leather pants and body bracelets, a heroine resembling the love child of Emmanuelle Béart (eyes and downturned crescent-moon eyebrows) and Angelina Jolie (bee-bitten lips and jawline) – Abhinay Deo, the director, manages the not-inconsiderable feat of making his movie a gigantic snooze, which wakes up briefly, very briefly, only towards the end, when the mystery is explained. Too little, too late.
- Deo, I think, wanted to make the most stylish, most non-Bollywoodish thriller ever. And yet, he cannot escape the song-fight routine, where a song unfolds and the stuntman waits patiently for it to finish before raising his gun and firing the shot that will instigate the action sequence. We cannot have chorus interruptus now, can we?
- Shahana Goswami (who really needs a better agent, like, right now) manages what is possibly the most impressive crying feat ever in the movies. A tear from her raccoon-makeup eyes falls on her chest and courses its way down into her generously displayed cleavage. Will it travel any further? The answer is as much a nail-biter as whether a casually nicked ball will evade the outstretched arms of the fielder and find its way to the boundary.
- Farhan Akhtar is credited with the dialogue. Is that the reason we have such thinking-in-English-and-translated-to-Hindi constructions as “Latin zubaan mein ek bahut mashoor kahavat hai.” Really? And you want us to keep a straight face?
- The best scene, for my money, was a chase through the streets of Istanbul. Great use of locations, Mr. Action Choreographer!
- Elsewhere, though, a piece of advice to modern-day moviemakers. A lot of us do not get around to Samos, Greece. Heck, a lot of us do not get around to Singapore. So when you set your films in these mouth-watering locations, can you take a tip from the old Bond movies and linger with languor on the scenery? The first time we see Samos, there are rocks, caves, lapping turquoise waters, and we want to luxuriate a little in that beach we’ll never probably get around to in real life. Let us do that, will you, instead of constantly cutting away to the next available camera angle?
- The strangest moment in this movie is when the heroine runs up to the fallen hero, the six-foot-something Abhishek Bachchan, and squeals, “You’re short!” (Well, actually, his shoulder has been hit by a bullet and she exclaims, “You’re shot!” But it’s more fun this way, isn’t it? As Confucius says, when a movie does little by way of entertaining you, you’ve got to find ways of amusing yourself.)
- Deo, by the way, is the son of yesteryear screen couple Ramesh and Seema. So if you’re a Doordarshan-generation movie junkie, take a minute to recall their homespun screen charm, will you? And once you’re done, stop to wonder if one of the bad guys, OP Ramsay, is named with a tip of the hat to former filmmakers OP Ralhan and Keshu Ramsay.
- Just how wannabe-classy is this film? Everyone drinks red wine. The hero smokes not cigars but cigarillos. And the book he reads with his head on his girl’s lap? A Murakami! Oooh, and all that! Now, how about telling us a story we can sink our teeth into with characters we actually care about.
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rameshram
April 3, 2011
haha nice review but I loved the film. by the time it ended I was embracing all its illogic and farce.
It was like a james bond film for the gujju film distributor in andheri(minus the action scenes , of course).
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Pradyumna M
April 3, 2011
Hope your second point wasn’t a spoiler!
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vikram
April 3, 2011
Just when we were in despair that we’d lost out on your killer hindi film reviews…arrives this bullet point review of ‘Game’…thanks sirji
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bran1gan
April 3, 2011
rameshram: You loved it? Did you love in a so-bad-it’s-good” way, (i.e. it will make a good drinking game), or did you really love it?
BTW, there’s a new Tamil movie, Appavi, that’s been causing no end of mirth because of its tagline — “Silent but Violent.” Clearly the makers had no clue what the phrase means today.
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rameshram
April 3, 2011
Oh I loved it like Quentin tarantino loves a yakuza film. you have insufficient appreciation for film nair as a genre. just you wait until it sprouts wings and takes off into the wide blue Hollywood yonder, and you’ll regret having missed that bus!
The Dhoom gnere (of which the new Don is a member too) is a Bollywood (not Indian but bollywood) genre of flic that I have started calling film nair, is a fledgling attempt to connect up the defense kickback billionaires of Indian origin in europe (on the french rivera and in Italy/switzerland) with the gujarati distributors of bollywood film in andheri.
This film is a faithful adherent of the genre rules, and has a pretty well thought out illogical structure to it which makes it rise above its obviousness and cliche(which you have talked about in the BPR).
Some of the rules of the genre are : 1. morally shady old men. 2. everyone is non resident. 3. theyre the jet set. 4. women are indian and you can …almost …see their undergarments no matter what the setting(beach dinner lunch, washing a car…). 5.the hero is middle class , a salary earner (usually a cop) and sincerely loves the slutty heroine. 6. There’s much teasing,but littke actual blow em up action (gujju distributors dont like actual action). 7. All action centers around patel points (the place where youre likely to find the name”niagra falls” in big signs, to take still pics as opposed to any locations near the actual falls) in countries (in this one, for instance, you’d think istanbul is just that big mosque and the riverboats.)
It’s not so bad it’s good, I like it in a post modern bollywood way.
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rameshram
April 3, 2011
Sanjay Gupta(musafir) made some of these films…as did anurag basu (murder).
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kumaran
April 3, 2011
BR – If hindi movies get bullet point reports now, what is the fate of tamil movies?? A tweet, perhaps?
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tejas
April 4, 2011
That’s possibly the second character after the eponymous Sid of Wake Up..who was spotted reading a Murakami book on screen.
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aficionado
April 4, 2011
That was hilarious..Couldn’t stop laughing after seeing this wallpaper http://www.123musiq.com/Tamil-Images/Appavi.jpg
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Bunny
April 4, 2011
Yet another rant against a non-masala film.
Rangan. Have you sold your soul to devils by dumbing-down your reviews? Never expected this from you.
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bran1gan
April 4, 2011
rameshram: Very interesting. But if you’re making a pomo case for these films, you’ll have to dig deeper than Sanjay Gupta, whose films are essentially frame-to-frame rip-offs.
kumaran: I have been doing BPRs for Tamil films for a while now, actually 🙂
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rameshram
April 4, 2011
Film nair is not concerned that there are ripoffs or unoriginality.It just takes the foreign film and frames it with its own genre rules.
Re Sanjay Gupta zinda was somewhat of an Indianized ripoff of Oldboy,and Kaante a frame by frame but I thought musaafir was fairly original (it also bought us sameera reddy) , Jung was fun and hamesha was so bad it was good…
The broader point here is that liking a film for its genre somewhat transcends the people making it or the original source of its inspiration. (noone looks at bruce lee films and says “these were inspired by sphagetti westerns and the ethic of the lone gunman” . The genre has taken and owned the story) but ithu ellam periyavanga samacharam. poi indhayam nallennai vaangittu vanga na !
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rameshram
April 4, 2011
which hollywood film was this ripped off from?
or this Gum filled entreaty of sameera reddy’s pain filled…er eyes.. that one should not do ishq.
how about a blue filtered piece appealing to god ?
carwash anyone?
making my point…what was it?
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Naveed
April 4, 2011
Great read
Bravo BR
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bran1gan
April 4, 2011
rameshram: Here’s what I wrote about Musafir.
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rameshram
April 4, 2011
you say all this as if it were a bad thing.
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rameshram
April 4, 2011
and musafir is like U turn like my mother’s pizza-dosais are like the domino’s vegge delux.
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kaminey
April 4, 2011
Silent but violent – your link reminds me of a two-liner handed over generations:
Damaal dimaal nirbhayam
Duss…busss…praana sankatam
🙂
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Padawan
April 4, 2011
Did you read this?
http://www.behindwoods.com/tamil-music-reviews/review-1/apr-11-01/kadhal-to-kalyanam-music-review.html
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Venkatesh
April 4, 2011
RameshRam : This “4. women are indian and you can …almost …see their undergarments no matter what the setting(beach dinner lunch, washing a car…)” —- i see that you have your job well and clearly defined . Fantastic and hilarious . Kudos.
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Goodness Elliotness
April 4, 2011
“a heroine resembling the love child of Emmanuelle Béart (eyes and downturned crescent-moon eyebrows) and Angelina Jolie (bee-bitten lips and jawline)”
nice imagery, dunno if it fits but nice
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rameshram
April 5, 2011
venkatesh, I feel like this nandanar song :
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rameshram
April 5, 2011
at time = 59..
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Bala
April 5, 2011
You dare compare Beart and Jolie to…Sarah Jane ??? Sacrilege !
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keshav
April 5, 2011
Looks like the Kandasamy effect has taken over bollywood too. Remember the “Mexico le Pichumaniya theriyada allae illai”?
And isn’t Shahana Goswami the actress who played Rampal’s wife in ‘Rock On’. Boy, she does need a proper agent.
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Shankar
April 6, 2011
Baddy, check out the “Ponnar Shankar” soundtrack. I love it…complex arrangements (eg: “Bavani Varugiraa” song) with lots of layers. Mottai is out to surprise all and prove there is still some gas in this old tank!! 🙂
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Venkatesh
April 6, 2011
RameshRam : My work here is done 🙂
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rameshram
April 6, 2011
http://ibnlive.in.com/news/have-patience-will-strip-soon-poonam-pandey/148262-19.html
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Venkatesh
April 7, 2011
RameshRam: Isn’t she now planning to go do a show in Paris supposedly in honor of the Indian Team ?
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rameshram
April 7, 2011
Source code. Good old-fashioned Robert heinlein story telling
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Aurora Vampiris
April 8, 2011
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1358263/
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