Baradwaj Rangan gets used to the idea of life without TV.
I am amazed at myself. The last time I was so amazed at myself was when I discovered that I could touch my toes without bending my knees. Okay, so I bent my knees a little. But that doesn’t count as cheating. We are city people, after all, squatting on non-ergonomic chairs all day. Heck, I’d give myself an Oscar if I could touch my knees. Anyway, I digress. Let’s return to the scene of my recent amazement. What do you call thirty days of something? A monthiversary? I just celebrated my monthiversary of being without television. I still have a television set. What I don’t have is the bouquet of channels that is supposed to help me unwind after work. It’s scary, I know. Will my life be the same without Aastha TV and Zee-Punjabi?
It all began when I wanted to tune into the French Open this year and found that my DTH service provider didn’t have that particular channel. Now that was really not on. You give me 250 channels I don’t want and hold back the dozen or so that I do? The only things I watch, every year, are the tennis majors, some cricket here and there, the Oscars, and… I think that’s it. (I stopped watching the Grammys once I discovered that rap wasn’t just something you did on the knuckles.) Less than a week of TV, all put together. Now that all movies and general-entertainment programmes are on YouTube, without ads, there’s no need to watch any of the Tamil or Hindi channels. (Every year, as I renew my subscription, I am told I can watch 12 new films free of cost, while they’re still on the pay channels. I have never once availed of this offer. It sounds wonderful in theory, like those complimentary sessions with a personal trainer on joining your local gym – and then you realise you have to get to the gym in the first place.) As for the English-movie channels, I stopped watching them long ago – right about the time Turner Classic Movies dropped off the list of available channels. It’s just action mayhem elsewhere, and despite my profound love for The Terminator, which is as close as I’ve come to a religious experience, I draw the line at having to genuflect before it for the 856th time.
Anyway, I digress. So when I didn’t get to watch any of the French Open matches, and when my current subscription expired, I decided to switch to another service provider. I did my due diligence – translated, I asked a colleague at work if she got all the channels I was missing, and if she was happy with her service provider. She said yes. And so I called them up and was told that starting July 1, I’d have the new service up and running. Only, July 1 has come and gone. There’s no service. It’s been hell to reach them after that, and I find myself wondering if I really need these channels. After all, it’s been 30 days and it’s not as if I’m waking up in a cold sweat, rummaging through trashcans for the remote. What am I missing, really? Live breaking news, maybe. But don’t we get that on news feeds? Remember what it was like when we didn’t have all these 24×7 channels? We’d read about what happened in the papers the next day, and life, surprisingly, didn’t come to an end. And with the Internet, we don’t even have to wait that long.
This is not one of those articles where I say, “Ever since I gave up TV, my life has changed. I just have so much more time. I’ve taken up scrapbooking and macramé and I’ve begun to volunteer with an organisation that helps abandoned puppies find homes.” This is about how a month without something you don’t really need can reinforce your conviction that you don’t really need it. The eternal fear, the prime motivator for my renewing my subscription, has always been this: What if, one day, I feel like vegging out by channel-surfing? That day will come, surely – when I retire, when I have all the time in the world. Till then, taking a line from all those Terminator screenings I’ll be missing, Hasta la vista, baby!
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Just Another Film Buff
July 10, 2014
Marx was right!
(the Groucho variety)
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Gradwolf
July 10, 2014
Wait! Cheating! How did you watch Wimbledon finals then?
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Sriram
July 10, 2014
soopar saar
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Sriram
July 10, 2014
btw, what is your take on matha yaanai kootam?
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brangan
July 10, 2014
Gradwolf: Dude, there are others who still have TV, y’know? 🙂
Sriram: Haven’t seen…
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burcidibollyreview
July 10, 2014
Interesting post. I did this once. It was a class assignment to give up a technology for a month. I gave up TV. And films because I wasn’t watching TV in the first place. As you said, surprisingly, life didn’t come to an end. I actually started sleeping an hour or two earlier every day and realized that I was missing up on much needed sleep for the sake of watching films. Could I do it forever? Probably not, but it can be done when required and it can be a nice break too.
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ramitbajaj01
July 10, 2014
Have u writen anything on wimby finals? Would love to read.
For me, it’s been 9 years since I gave up tv. I too would only watch tennis majors and some cricket here and there, on net or on others’ tv.
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Bala
July 10, 2014
Btw, nowadays many of them have streaming options on their website. I don’t get star sports so I paid (admittedly high) 100 bucks just to stream wimbledon live from their site.
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MANK
July 10, 2014
“Ever since I gave up TV, my life has changed. I just have so much more time. I’ve taken up scrapbooking and macramé and I’ve begun to volunteer with an organisation that helps abandoned puppies find homes.”
Well,well, well , you truly have eclectic tastes.
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samhitarhodes
July 10, 2014
We have been sans cable tv since January 1st 2013 and have not missed it at all – 200 channels and all I would watch was HGTV! That said, we now have Tivo, Roku, Netflix and a host of other streaming channels that provide us with enough mindless entertainment to get through the day. We also have an air antenna for network TV (NBC, ABC etc) – so we are old schooling it! The kids miss Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon so I’m expecting them to organize a revolt soon! But we are saving a boatload of money on cable bills. Stay strong – you can do this for longer than you think (that’s what she said!)
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Nizam Ahmed
July 10, 2014
I did an extreme experiment back in college. I went a week without TV, internet, phone and pretty much any gadget of the same family.
It was the most wonderful feeling ever. I had so much time. I went out and met people instead of calling them up. That meant I walked up to their hostel rooms – so more fitness. In addition, I spoke to a lot more people as I had time plus there was no other way to keep myself busy (studies, you ask?). When I ate, I looked at the food and not my phone. When people had to meet me, they had to walk all the way to reach me as well, so I was imparting some of the goodness to others as well, howsoever un-appreciated that went.
I want to repeat it now but I realize that it’s so difficult. In the last ten years, we have all been conditioned to break-down without these tools of communication. It’s a vicious circle and we got to break it one signal bar at a time.
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Rahini David
July 11, 2014
Ah, good old TV. I guess it is now used only by the very young, the very old or the very poor. But youtube does annoy us with ads too.
I personally download stuff and sync it on the ipad and watch movies during commute. No Ads. No Popups. No Problem. Pure bliss. 😀
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venkatesh
July 11, 2014
No TV viewing is actually easy or perhaps it is for me because I spend > 14 hours in front of a computer of some sort and as long as you have a Fast Broadband you don’t really need a Television or to be precise a Cable subscription.
What would be more interesting is being sans mobile and email ?
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Rahul
July 11, 2014
Not entirely on topic but this reminds me of an uncle (my father`s friend, a professor like him) who used to rail against refrigerators. He said, it creates an unhealthy excuse to cook more than required , then store and eat when its no longer fresh. He was not a big fan of refrigerating raw vegetables and fruits either, for the same reason. Cold water ? It gives you cold and cough , and the water in earthen pots tastes better anyway. Icecream ? It is better as a once in a while delicacy, not as a staple food, so better buy it from outside.
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Sadhana
July 11, 2014
Hi,
From a man who fervently wished to be with a remote than in a remote place, you’ve come a long way 🙂
That was by the way, from an article you’d written long back about being a tourist in Kerala (counting palm trees….)
We existed without TV for a long time.(It was when everyone we knew had cable TV.) so even now, my daughters don’t consider one essential.
Actually TV is not such a challenge now. Can one do without internet? One who is used to it, that is.
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KayKay
July 13, 2014
For the last 20 years my TV has functioned purely as a Transmitter for my DVD player. Don’t have cable and don’t watch the free-to-air channels which are pretty crap anyway.
For one, I have no interest in sports
Secondly, unlike 99% of the male species, I HATE channel surfing
As an ardent movie buff, I dislike ads, pop-ups or the edited version of films you get on TV and even Cable
So it’s DVDs or downloaded flicks hooked via my hard drive to my DVD player.
There’s something neat about focusing on ONE thing to watch, seeing it start to finish and then switching off to go do something else.
Only time I do channel surf and see what’s on TV is on holidays, in Hotel Rooms. And what I see almost always convinces me I’m not missing much.
I average a book a week, still have a decent attention span, write in complete sentences when I text and still find time to call or meet up friends for a coffee and real conversation.
And I can still get through a solitary meal without checking my smart phone 🙂
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brangan
July 13, 2014
KayKay: You are most definitely not a man. You are a… superman 🙂
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venkatesh
July 13, 2014
Is it a man , is it a bird no its KayKay. 🙂
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MANK
July 13, 2014
Kaykay: For one, I have no interest in sports
Reahally! Man you must be one and only one of your kind .but hopefully you got some sportsman spirit intact. 🙂
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KayKay
July 13, 2014
B, V & Mank: LOL!!
A TRUE Superman would unplug entirely, or to use John Connor’s parlance: Go Off The Grid completely.
I still need my online fixes, like a certain blog I like to comment on 🙂
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