Spoilers ahead…
If you wandered into a multiplex and wanted to locate the screen on which Roy is playing, just head towards the discreet coughing. That would be the audience, after two-and-a-half hours of incessant second-hand smoking. Kabir (Arjun Rampal), Roy (Ranbir Kapoor) and assorted supporting characters are rarely seen without a cigarette (or a cigar), and when the camera isn’t focusing on their faces, we get shots of ash trays brimming with stubs. And the sound effects. Much pain has been taken to reproduce, with frightening accuracy, the sound of paper burning – that light hiss-and-crackle, as if twigs were being snapped in the next room – as cigarettes are consumed. Do not watch this movie if you are trying to quit.
Why do these people smoke so much? Maybe because they’re creative. When you want to show someone as intelligent in the movies, you make them wear a pair of glasses. Cigarettes, similarly, are accessories that suggest creativity. Because, heaven forbid, you wouldn’t actually want to show the person creating something. Where’s the cool quotient in that? Kabir is a screenwriter (Roy is the protagonist of the movie he’s writing), and there are stray shots of him at his typewriter. Yes, I said typewriter. The manual kind, with a ribbon and everything. With this heavy-duty clacking and the cigarettes and the glasses of whiskey and the fedora, Kabir, I guess, is meant to be the Hemingwayesque type. The Old Man and the Ciggie. As a writer myself, I was very curious about the accoutrements on Kabir’s desk. The clock, I get. After all, deadlines are an undeniable fact of the writing life. But an hourglass as well? And a mirror on the facing wall? Perhaps this is the director Vikramjit Singh subtly alerting us to what lies ahead: those grains of sand are going to dribble out very, very slowly as Kabir/Roy embarks on a series of reflections.
I don’t keep track of less and more, right and wrong… We always want to lead other people’s lives… The noise of life is trapped in its silences… I am a tourist… The man who holds the gun, he’s the one people listen to… The questions are the same; it’s the answers that keep changing.
These musings unfold against the most scrupulous staging. The settings are lush, and even the mess is exceedingly pretty. There’s a scene that takes place inside a car as it begins to drizzle outside – it looks as if Jackson Pollock is at work on the windshield. Imagine an Architectural Digest spread that featured a Cambridge doctoral student whacking off with a copy of Camus in his hand – that’s Roy in a nutshell. The production designer’s brief must have been to bring to life the pages of an upmarket lifestyle magazine, except that what’s being sold aren’t perfumes and liquor but existentialism and male angst. Sometimes a female gets into the act. Jacqueline Frenandez – who plays Ayesha in the track with Kabir, and Tia in the one with Roy – asks: Are you who people say you are, or do you try to be the kind of person people assume you to be? Sometimes, a simple “hello” will suffice. Ayesha does yoga. Roy rides a bike. Tia feeds a horse. Kabir stares at the sea. Roy fires bullets into the ocean. Kabir says he’s going to miss Ayesha, and she replies that she always wanted to be a ballet dancer. Later, Kabir reveals that he always wanted to play the piano. I was reminded of the scene from Dev.D where Paro walks into Dev’s hotel room. He says that he wants to loves her. Main tumse pyar karna chahta hoon. She says she doesn’t get what ‘wanting to love’ someone means. Log pyar karte hain. Yeh karna chahna kya hota hai? But then, practical people don’t get romantics, especially brooding, solipsistic romantics. And for some reason, whether in literature or in the movies, these navel-gazers turn out to be babe-magnets. Devdas had Paro and Chandramukhi. Kabir, we learn, is something of a “ladies’ man” – he has had 21 breakups. A male fantasy? It may be no coincidence that none of these books or movies was written by a woman.
Every frame in Roy is freighted with so much significance that it’s a miracle the screen doesn’t sag to the floor. Kabir polishes the outside of a goldfish bowl, aka he’s knows what it’s like to be a celebrity. Or something. While Kabir suffers from a writing block, Roy is on a boat that’s going nowhere, aka they are both adrift. Or something. Kabir’s father gifts him an expensive watch and Kabir refuses it, aka he doesn’t really live by the clock. Or maybe he prefers the hourglass on his writing desk. Kabir mentions that he feels like he’s trapped in a room with no exits, aka finally someone had the decency to put into words what the audience has been experiencing all along. There’s no lightness, and we have to invent our own jokes periodically, like the fact that Ranbir Kapoor’s soporific presence is advertised in the opening credits as “a dynamic role.” I also had a quiet laugh about the name of Kabir’s film, Guns III. As if someone like him would consent to his work sounding like something dreamed up by a third-rate hack. Even if Kabir were to write a hack-like story with lots of guns, he’d title it That Feeling When A Bullet Expands Slowly In Your Brain. Or something.
The film didn’t have to be this way. It has a superb premise, about a creator and his mirror-image creation. It has some good actors – Anupam Kher as Kabir’s father, Shernaz Patel as Kabir’s assistant and mother-figure, Rajit Kapur as a detective. But the characters don’t connect with each other or with the audience. The director is just after mood and posturing, and he is great at manufacturing this – but he seems to want to be known as a philosopher rather than a good storyteller. It’s not wrong for a film to prefer the abstractness of ideas to the concreteness of events, but it is a problem when we’re not allowed to work out these ideas for ourselves, when they’re constantly being murmured into our ears. We’re used to our movies telling us what to feel. Roy tells us what to think. After a while it becomes unbearable.
Things go really downhill towards the end, with a desperate lunge at the shoelace-tying symmetry of a rom-com. And there’s a curious letter with Hindi sentences written out in English, which pretty much sums up the problem with these filmmakers. Figure out the language, the sensibility, of your audience – and then make your movie. In other words, Roy is what happens when an art-house English film masquerades as a mainstream Hindi movie.
KEY:
- that scene from Dev.D = see here
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Ravi K
February 20, 2015
“Imagine an Architectural Digest spread that featured a Cambridge doctoral student whacking off with a copy of Camus in his hand – that’s Roy in a nutshell.”
Arrey wah!
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Vidya Murugan
February 20, 2015
This review reminds me of “Aks”
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niranjanmb
February 20, 2015
“Kabir mentions that he feels like he’s trapped in a room with no exits, aka finally someone had the decency to put into words what the audience has been experiencing all along.”
Left me in splits!
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Krishnan
February 20, 2015
Why are all film industries suddenly obsessed with the meta? From Innaritu to Subbaraj and Vikramjit here. Its not like they talk to each other right? Is it because going Meta is one of the better ways to make a “literally” deep film?
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Aran
February 20, 2015
There’s no dissing a movie like a BR dissing. Exquisite. 🙂
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Shreyasi Ghosh
February 20, 2015
The best thing about Roy was the 30 minutes during which I slept in the theater and the boyfriend didn’t bother to wake me up.
I’m a longtime fan and a lurker who decided to de-lurk today. 🙂
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Gradwolf
February 20, 2015
So you came back from Berlin and you had a choice and you went with Roy?!
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brangan
February 20, 2015
gradwolf: In the days I’ve been back I’ve seen eight films. The reviews will be out one by one. Had an idea how I wanted to write this review for “Roy”, so wrote it first – that’s all 😊
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Rahini David
February 20, 2015
“ In the days I’ve been back I’ve seen eight films.”
BR: It is weird, But I feel sorry for you. I really hope they were good movies.
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Gradwolf
February 20, 2015
haha thought as much but truly great releases this week (mixed results but nothing bad) and so was surprised to see last week’s Roy.
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Srinivas R
February 20, 2015
I hope Shamitabh, Yennai Arindhal and Anegan are part of the 8 that you watched
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Aseema
February 20, 2015
What a good review! I wonder if you ever considered consulting for screenwriters.
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venkatesh
February 20, 2015
The only way you can watch a “meta” film is when you are in an exalted state of bliss ., ideally in Amsterdam
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Pranesh
February 21, 2015
Ha, happy to hear you watched 8 movies. Can’t wait for the reviews. When I was watching Anegan, the only thought I had for many scenes was what you would write about it 🙂 On the other hand, hoping that you didn’t dislike Yennai Arindhal so much.
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Anu Warrier
February 21, 2015
Every frame in Roy is freighted with so much significance that it’s a miracle the screen doesn’t sag to the floor.
grin The disdain that drips through this sentence!
And you watched eight films – was that because you couldn’t sleep because of the jetlag, or because you have to catch up on all the films that released while you were away?
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Rahul
February 21, 2015
Wondering what happened to Ranbir Kapoor’s sense of cinema? He made good choices when he was new. Films like Rocket Singh , Wake up Sid etc. Now he seems to be phoning it in.
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RT
February 24, 2015
I knew nothing about this film before reading this review and now can’t stop thinking that this is going to be like the movie made by Willem Dafoe’s character in “Mr. Bean’s Holiday” – it can’t be that bad, or is it ?
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Vikramaditya Kukkar
June 16, 2017
I kinda liked this movie. In an industry dominated by safe plays, this tried to go the distance. Risky subject for a first film. He didnt get all of the things right, but the ones that he did gives me hope. Looking forward to his second film.
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Rupesh Soni
August 19, 2022
I loved Roy. Loved your review too. But the movie more. Was way too ambitious. Director didn’t get it all right, but boy, was I glad to see some courage in an industry that churn out just spineless stuff. Has the director made another film since?
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