The second day of laryngitis is the worst. The first day, you’re just coughing, and the doctor feels your throat and nods, as if you’re supposed to be well-versed in the language of doctorly nods. Pursed lips means: It’s bad. Raised eyebrows mean: Well, I never. That sort of thing. I am not a nod reader. It’s only when he scrawls across the receipt that I know what the nod means: acute laryngitis. So I begin taking the meds. The second day, that’s when the meds kick in. I’m wracked by coughs. Or is it racked? I’m never sure. These aren’t the tinny coughs that come from a scratchy throat. These are resonant, rising from subterranean grottos. As they rise, they acquire layers, and when I cough I sound like I’m in an echo chamber with a baritone who’s lost his way. My voice is Marlboro-manly, the way it never is when I speak.
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Sai
June 21, 2015
OMG !! ‘Pursed lips and Raised eyebrows’ … You nailed it BR !! Indha Runnaglathilum Oru Kaaviyam 😀… Loved your interpretation of the different doctor nods, hilarious and pretty scary to say the least. Take care Mr.BR and get well soon !!
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venkatesh
June 21, 2015
My sympathies BR.
Marlboro Manly — my voice just changes when i smoke , (rarely) – and it remains like that for a couple of glorious hours … deep, resonant and very “manly”. If only one could have that without the smoke
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cl
June 21, 2015
This articulation of coughs definitely warrants a copyright. 🙂
Take care.
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Madan
June 21, 2015
Sorry to hear that. Hope you get better soon with the medication. Going by your description, I wonder how singers deal with laryngitis, and they are more susceptible to it than people in other professions. Must be a nightmare.
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bababoldbald
June 22, 2015
May you get your voice back. Amen
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apala
June 22, 2015
Hi BR,
You are like Phoebe Buffay – suddenly with a sexier baritone, huh? 🙂
That’s an awesome spin on a terrible cough!
Hope the medication gets you back to normal soon. Take care.
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olemisstarana
June 22, 2015
Feel better, BR… and in the meantime, repeat to yourself all the dialogs that you have admired in cinema that require a raspy voice for best effect.
Start with “Luke, I am your father.”
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KayKay
June 22, 2015
Adding to Olemisstarana’s suggestion, try the following as well:
I Am Optimus Prime
I Will Find You, And I will Kill You
In A World…….
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KayKay
June 22, 2015
And top it off with:
Extending your hand outwards and saying
I Find Your Lack Of Faith….Disturbing
Works best with someone miming a choking sensation immediately after
Get Well soon, B!
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priyazzillionthoughts
June 22, 2015
Thanks Heavens Laryngitis can never affect writers. And in the case of certain writers, it has only made them more creative and funnier than ever! In the meanwhile, “Be Calm and Drink Rasam. And all of us on this page are sending a group hug your way! Get well.
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brangan
June 22, 2015
Awww… thanks all.
KayKay: You were missed much in the Amala thread that happened in the comments section of Hamari Adhuri Kahani. 😀
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Ram Murali
June 22, 2015
Sir, the general practitioner gave you a diagnosis of “acute laryngitis.”
The specific practitioner (!) of indecent, uncouth language Mr. Vadivelu has given a very flattering diagnosis for the community of critics that you belong to — “psychos and sadists.”
http://www.sify.com/movies/vadivelu-calls-critics-as-psychos-and-sadists-news-tamil-pgwkfajfgiahc.html
He claims that Eli is a huge hit. To paraphrase Janakaraj from Aboorva – “Rat-na eli, eli-na rat. rat edhu vechu pidipom, vada. vada-la ena irukum, parupu. paruppu edhula mix pannuvom thanni. thanni-ya ena pannuvom adipom. adipom-na hit, perisa adicha huge hit. cover panniten maximum cover panniten!”
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Anuja Chandramouli
June 22, 2015
Yeah KayKay you were missed!
BR: Get well soon!
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Priyangu
June 22, 2015
Pen is mightier than..err.. keyboard is mightier than larynx. You still can ‘voice’ your opinion. Critic-naa summaavaa.. the doc may change his body language after seeing this ‘review’ 🙂
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Morgan Freeman
June 24, 2015
1.Get well soon
2.watch premam
3.post review
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Srinivas R
July 7, 2015
Hey BR , hope you got your voice back now
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