Spoilers ahead…
You heard it here first: In a forthcoming film, Salman Khan will play Sita. In Prem Ratan Dhan Payo, the character he played hailed from Ayodhya. In Bajrangi Bhaijaan, he played a Hanuman devotee. Now, in Kabir Khan’s Tubelight – an adaptation of the American drama Little Boy, transposed to Kumaon during the 1962 Indo-China war – Salman plays a character named Laxman. Where else will the star go after exhausting all the male characters in the great Hindu epic? (Tangential thought: What explains the attraction? Is the golden deer really a black buck?)
Little Bhai… sorry, Tubelight is part of the ongoing series where the star brings about world peace. In Bajrangi Bhaijaan, he befriended an adorable Pakistani girl and smoothed over Indo-Pak tensions. Here, he befriends Gou (Matin Rey Tangu), an adorable Indo-Chinese boy, and stops the Indo-China war. (At least, that’s what the people around him seem to believe.) You heard it here first: In a forthcoming film, set in the 1980s, Salman Khan will find himself in Sri Lanka, befriending an adorable Tamil-speaking child and ending the civil war. (Suggested title: Ek Tha Tiger: Part III.) Where else will the star go after exhausting the narrative possibilities of conflicts in our neighbouring nations?
All our mainstream heroes, especially the ones in Telugu and Tamil cinema, seek out scripts that position them as saviours, but Salman’s recent films suggest something more. It’s personal, a combination of what the star is perceived as and what he wants to be perceived as. What was Sultan if not the story of a hugely successful man who makes a mistake and atones for it? (By the end, is it Sultan asking for forgiveness, or Salman?) Tubelight, which could be called Bajrangi Bhaijaan Heads North-east, takes the wide-eyed innocent Salman has been playing of late to the extreme. He’s slow-witted – hence the title – and though no medical condition is explicitly mentioned, he’s practically a child. He doesn’t even get a leading lady. In other words, no sex. If he turned vegetarian, avoided bad company and welcomed spiritual thoughts, he’d be the poster boy for the Ministry of AYUSH.
That said, the first half-hour of Tubelight is very enjoyable. Laxman’s voice-over guides us through his life, from pre-Independence times to 1962. The tone is sweet, the lines sharp and funny. I laughed when a young Laxman, during a Ram Lila performance (what else?), asks for a baby brother, and we see his father being yanked into the house by an unseen mother. Cut to nine months later: the birth of Bharat (played as an adult by Sohail Khan). Note that name. It isn’t just about the Hindu epic. It’s about India itself.
The bond between brothers is genuinely touching – as in the scene where Bharat, who becomes Laxman’s protector, tries to soften the blow of Laxman’s rejection by the army. Also unusual. It’s not surprising for an actor (even if this actor is a star) to play a passive innocent, sheltered by a loved one. Kamal Haasan played one in the Telugu drama Swathi Muthyam (Eeshwar in Hindi). It’s less common to find a Salman-like “mass” star in these shoes, because these films aren’t based on the traditional journey a “mass” hero undertakes, which could be a literal journey (Bajrangi Bhaijaan) or a character arc that he traverses (Sultan). While Bharat goes off to fight the Chinese, all Laxman gets to do is… wait. Imagine a version of The Odyssey where the camera lingered on Penelope instead of following her husband’s thrilling adventures. It’s something like that.
And in this most pacific of premises, we are nudged towards our patron saint of pacifism. The Mahatma makes an early appearance in Laxman’s school, and later, his teachings — written out on scraps of paper by Banne Chacha (Om Puri), who raised the boys after the death of their parents — become behavioural goals. Gou and his mother, Li Leing (Zhu Zhu), are Indians of Chinese descent, and they’re looked at with suspicion when they move into this neighbourhood, at a time Indians are being killed by the Chinese. But because “an eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind,” Laxman befriends them, and by the end, the local shopkeeper is refusing to accept money for the ice-creams Gou orders.
In other words, we are watching Lage Raho Salman Bhai. Unfortunately, Kabir Khan is no Hirani, and he is simply unable to tune into the good-hearted whimsy this story needs – and after the initial portions, Tubelight begins to drag its feet, becoming almost unwatchable. It doesn’t help that Salman, who was so effective in that breakdown scene in Sultan, appears almost comical every time he attempts to display any kind of emotion. It’s like watching a claymation face being pulled in different directions by mischievous children.
There are too many problems to list out. The point made by a scene with a secret guest star everyone knows about (You should have faith in yourself!) is the exact point made in a subsequent (and equally long) scene with Banne Chacha. There’s one delightful Yeh dosti-type song early on (“Tu Aladdin / Main tera jinn”), but the other numbers (by Pritam) aren’t just unmemorable but also taxing in the way they are used. In the second half, we get two songs barely minutes apart. Scenes that Hirani would have aced — one where Laxman tells the truth; one where Narayan (Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub), Laxman’s tormentor from childhood, attempts to move a bottle telekinetically — end up flat, though the syrupy (and non-stop) music keeps jabbing us in the ribs.
Eventually, even the Gandhigiri turns pointless. In order to implement “the enemy is fear,” Laxman decides to address his fear of heights and water. He jumps off a cliff into a river deep down – but what, exactly, does this accomplish except ticking off another teaching from the list? It’s a great conceit that if we have faith, we can even end wars – but the way this plays out, through a song, it comes across less like magic, as if the universe tuned into our thoughts, than another page of the screenplay being dutifully turned.
The most interesting parts of Tubelight are what appear to be the director’s commentary on the country today. Laxman tells Gou, “If you are Indian, you must say, Bharat Mata Ki Jai!” Gou doesn’t just say the phrase, he shouts it out. “I said it louder, so I am more Indian than you.” The mood is playful, and the scene gently mocks the prove-you-are-a-patriot mood around us today. And when Laxman tries to convince others that Gou can speak Hindi (and is, therefore, “Indian”), the boy launches into a torrent of Chinese. He tells Laxman later that he’s no parrot to do what someone else wants, and his mother echoes this sentiment when she says she doesn’t need a certificate from someone else to prove her patriotism. She feels she’s an Indian, and thus she is one. How you wish these much-needed words had been in a much-better movie.
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MANK
June 25, 2017
your first sentence set the stage perfectly for a superb review, but man this
What explains the attraction? Is the golden deer really a black buck?
Genius
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allstaravenger
June 25, 2017
Your review echoes my opinion too…Kabir Khan was capable of doing a much better job…don’t know what happened..😂
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MANK
June 25, 2017
Seriously when did salman think he could ‘act’. Because he was one actor who was fully aware of his strengths and weaknesses. That’s what brought about this great career resurgence. Did his success in the recent court cases made him feel invincible or his attempt at beating Aamir at his turf gone terribly wrong
This is really like Stallone playing Forrest gump
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the brangan fan
June 25, 2017
didn’t tubelight remind you of delhi 6?
the writing here, of course, is not even comparable
but the concept of a particular place with many characters not exactly involving a ‘plot'(apart from the occasional scenes that show him going to that camp and enquiring, salman just seems to be …living) and the final minutes suddenly trying to engage us emotionally, the rishi kapoor-like om puri both being under used….reminded me of that film which was also a sincere but less successful follow up (rang de basanthi there, bajranji here)
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the brangan fan
June 25, 2017
and this seems to be the season of star risks… srk in fan and dear zindagi
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Pavan
June 25, 2017
What explains the attraction? Is the golden deer really a black buck?
Badlapur said “The axe forgets, but the tree remembers”. Now your line makes me say, “the buck died, but the hunter didn’t”. 😛
Back to the topic, its not just the director and actor. Little boy, that american film which is claimed to be Tubelight’s source of inspiration, was a manipulative film to be honest. It had a child as its protagonist and whatever he did to bring his father back from the war sounds just about fine because he is a child. Here, we have Salman imitating Hrithik’s Rohit Mehra. It is commendable to take up a role which isn’t in one’s comfort zone (this was way beyond) but what is the point when you cannot justify you as the one required to play it and support the script? I simply can’t mention such misadventures Indian actors have done because, you know, I want my helmet to guard an unhurt head.
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Meher
June 25, 2017
Funny!!
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Vidhya M
June 25, 2017
Probably Salman as Bharat the brother (make him elder), with some action scenes, heroics and a cute song with his local lady-love and Ranbir as the Tubelight left to do the heavy-lifting would have worked better.
That said, the movie wasn’t terrible – just that it could have been more impactful. A few scenes just fell short of the high-intensity mark. The one with the surprise-cameo opened with a bang, but took too much time to get to the point (as BR had mentioned – LONG).
Whether this would meet the same fate as Fan, which became indecipherable for SRK’s fans is something to discuss post-Eid.
Ps: Fan and Tubelight – nice names btw. Hope Aamir comes up with something similar – AC or Cooler may be
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Rishikesh
June 25, 2017
I felt both the film and performance was easily the worst among the ones Khans have done recently. As in Bhaijaan (only partially successful) , Kabir was aiming for Hirani formula here as well but mistook simplicity for dumb and made a schmaltzy, simplistic mess. Didn’t you feel that as a documentary filmmaker he should have at least put some effort in maintaining the authenticity of the backdrop. The village shown in the film looked completely fake which makes it a throughly outdated work and further the people are either are too good (OM puri) or( too bad turns good) like zeeshan ayub’s character.There is only so much that you could say about a film in which heroine’s dubbing is cringe worthy and hero’s performance is downright disastrous but still…
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Madan
June 26, 2017
Loved the line about claymation face being pulled in different directions by naughty children. ROFL.
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Dhruv Krishna Goyal
June 27, 2017
Absolutely in agreement with you on “Tubelight.” Additionally, in the 2nd half, I almost felt sorry for Sohail Khan, who’s story was almost abandoned for a long time. And the way the story unraveled in the last 15-20 minutes just left me with the expression I had last year while watching Ae Dil Hain Mushkil’s reveal.
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Anuj
June 27, 2017
All said & done, this is certainly not as bad a movie as some ridiculous and completely baseless reviews are making it out to be. Yes it suffers from a strong Bajrangi/Forrest Gump hangover and yes the writing and performance are uneven, however its nowhere near being unwatchable. For all the senseless negative propaganda by the trade & media, Tubelight still makes a lot more sense to me than Ra1, Happy New year, Dilwale, Bodyguard, Dhoom 3 & Fan. Its unfortunate that Salman Khan’s fanbase is unwilling to accept him in a vulnerable humane character & always wanna see him as a bravado larger than life on screen figure. Perhaps the curse of having a fanbase that consists of mostly “blind star worshipping fanatics” than genuine cinematic fans!
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SharathC
June 27, 2017
The entire first para is a riot !! ROFL
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MANK
June 27, 2017
Brangan, Salman is next playing Bharat
http://www.filmfare.com/news/salman-khans-next-film-with-ali-abbas-zafar-titled-bharat-21792.html
So your prediction of salman playing sita is going to happen soon I guess
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Sanjiivani Mandloi
June 28, 2017
man you’ve thrown some serious shade in the beginning. loved it! but also found the review genuine and not hate- instigating like others. good job! 🙂
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MANK
June 30, 2017
Shocking, so few comments. Nobody is watching this film ?. So this must be true
http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/news/bollywood/shocking-salman-khans-tubelight-distributors-left-tears-suffering-huge-losses/
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