The heroine wears glasses. That’s movie-speak for “she’s a nerd”. The film’s plot is about her wanting to lose her virginity. (You thought the title referred to a mocktail?)
Spoilers ahead…
If I didn’t believe in the concept of poetic justice earlier, I do so now, after seeing that a film titled Virgin Bhanupriya exists on the same OTT platform that has such offerings as Body Massage, Sex Drugs & Theatre, Never Kiss Your Best Friend and a series named Topless, with episodes titled ‘The Booty Call’, ‘The Cleavage’, ‘The Blue Ball’ and ‘Gangbang’.
The title suggests the film is going to be a dog. The notion is bolstered by the early scene where Bhanupriya’s (Urvashi Rautela) boyfriend is caught selling a local dog as a breed from either Uganda or Cambodia. There are, of course, dog breeds that take their names from places like Rottweil, Alsace and Dalmatia. But Uganda? Cambodia? Or am I the real mutt, expecting research in a movie like this?
Urvashi Rautela wears glasses. That’s movie-speak for “the character she plays is a nerd”. The film’s plot is about her wanting to lose her virginity. (You thought the title referred to a mocktail?)
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ravenus1
July 16, 2020
You should put reviews like this on a pay-per-view column, you’d make a million rupees…which might even net you a slight profit after accounting for expenses on psychiatrist visits 😀
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Anu Warrier
July 16, 2020
I read the beginning of your review and wondered whether you’d completely lost it. As in, ‘Which film that stars Urvashi Rautela is going to be good?’ Glad to see that my faith in you hasn’t been misplaced.
Gladder still that you got a chance to pun your way through a review. Gladdest that I’d finished drinking tea before reading the entirety of it.
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Aman Basha
July 16, 2020
I am honestly confused though the review and puns were enjoyable, you actually liked this??
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intacto
July 16, 2020
Hilarious. Please start accepting requests to review such gems. Amazon Prime has SAC’s Capmaari – Just a heads up. 😀
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praneshp
July 17, 2020
Lol this one felt like seeing a 90s Sachin innings again. Bravo!
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obfuscatedgeek
July 17, 2020
The quarantine is getting to you see I see. Hope you are alright 🙂
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krishikari
July 17, 2020
That Stayfree line! Your puns Always kill me. You are back in Maidenform. 🙂
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rsylviana
July 17, 2020
Did you lose a bet to someone BR ? Somehow this entire review feel like someone’s idea of a prank. Anyway thanks for taking one for the team ! A howl-arious piece this is …
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Jai
July 17, 2020
@BR – 😁 thanks for this one. Was having one of those days….and then this piece came along and gave me a week’s worth of endorphins!!
So I have a question….between Virgin Bhanupriya , Great Grand Masti, and Hara Hara Mahadevaki which review did you have the most fun writing?
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