DEC 15 – There’s something about cold weather — even if this weather will be described as “cold” only by residents of Chennai, perennially baked and browned by heat and humidity — that makes me want to read. I laid hands, recently, on Emma Donoghue’s Room, and before beginning this Booker-shortlisted book, I wanted to race through something quickly, in deference to my long-established precept that I alternate stories that are the on-page equivalent of organically farmed spinach with “easy reads,” aka “guilty pleasures.” What piece of trash shall I make mulch of my mind with? The bookshelf was pregnant with promise. Ludlum? No, too fresh in memory after the Bourne movies. Grisham? Robbins? Not in the mood (and probably not in the age-group either). And then, a tattered copy of The Thorn Birds presented itself. “Why not?” I murmured to myself as I recalled my long-long-ago engagement with this epic bodice-ripper, which practically begged to be rechristened with a less pretentious title more befitting its aims and ambit — say, The Princess and the Priest.
The initial pages — those sprawling descriptions of the equally sprawling sheep station known as Drogheda — were lush and lovely. But once the actual story got going, I lost interest and began to skim. I finished the 600-page book in three days. The power of easy reads, I think, is limited to the first easy reading. (The honourable exception, of course, being Wodehouse, whose prose never fails to enrapture even on the hundredth encounter. From Full Moon, this description of Colonel Wedge’s alarm upon running into his bucolic brother-in-law, Lord Emsworth, by the pigsty: “The shock of discovering that what he had taken for a pile of old clothes was alive and a relation by marriage caused him to speak a little sharply.” Can this stuff ever get old?) Once you know how things play out, once you’re shocked and surprised and satiated by the story, there’s nothing more. Meggie and Father Ralph — oh, jump into bed already! I have Room waiting.
PS: But here’s a more involved look at why we love bad writing. “Most people who read a lot also read to satisfy a wide spectrum of moods and hankerings, and sometimes trash (provided it’s sufficiently engaging) is just the ticket.” And here’s the article referred to in the Salon piece prior, somewhat snobbishly titled Are Stieg Larsson and Dan Brown a match for literary fiction?. I must, however, register my protest about the author — him of the Microsoft-friendly name of Docx — lumping Brown and Larsson in the same barf bucket. Larsson at least can conjure up a mood.
PPS: Speaking of Stieg Larsson, here’s a masterly skewering by Nora Ephron, whose wicked eye here suggests a talent entirely removed from her bland rom-com movie universe.
aravind
December 15, 2010
BR – Off topic. Attending CIFF? Any thoughts on the films / suggestions / recommendations?
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bran1gan
December 15, 2010
aravind: yeah, I’m attending the opening ceremony (with Soul Kitchen) and the last film (Biutiful) should be worthwhile too. Irritating thing is that there’s no schedule up yet…
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Bala
December 15, 2010
@Baradwaj : second time you are pasting this Nora Ephron link no ?
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Bala
December 15, 2010
@Baradwaj: That reminds to bring back my Wodehouse collection the next time I am in Chennai.Speaking of “easy reads” , I have been alternating the “Serious stuff” with books by Ian Rankin.Check him out if you haven’t already.Detective thriller sorts.A little dated but still adequate timepass.
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Bala
December 15, 2010
@Baradwaj : oh and the guardian article brings to mind your arguments on masala/genre movies ..
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Gradwolf
December 15, 2010
What’s this schedule then? http://www.chennaifilmfest.org/ciff2009-1to5days.pdf
And I dont see Biutiful and Soul Kitchen?!
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Gradwolf
December 15, 2010
And this second part: http://chennaifilmfest.org/ciff2009-6to9days.pdf
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bran1gan
December 15, 2010
Bala: Haven’t read any Rankin. What do you mean by “little dated” though? As in, corny? I’ve been meaning to plough through one of those thriller series (say, the alphabet series by Sue Grafton) but someone never remember to pick one up.
Gradwolf: Thanks. Alphaville on the big screen. Ooh! 🙂 Not that it’s especially big-screen deserving (like, say, Contempt), but still…
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Gradwolf
December 15, 2010
But I don’t see Biutiful. Is it scheduled?
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bran1gan
December 15, 2010
Gradwolf: Closing day film, no? So I guess the schedule isn’t up yet.
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dagalti
December 15, 2010
//“The shock of discovering that what he had taken for a pile of old clothes was alive and a relation by marriage caused him to speak a little sharply.”// As they say these days: LMAO
The Salon article was very good, particularly the CS Lewis quote in that.
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anon
December 15, 2010
gradwolf – you are posting 2009 schedule.
look at http://www.chennaifilmfest.com
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aravind
December 15, 2010
BR / Gradwolf – You guys are looking at previous year’s schedule.
Check here Glad that they have got a good site atleast this time. INOX roped in as well.
But Woodlands complex / Film chamber ‘theatre’ is not exactly the place you would want to watch these films.
On the other hand, IFFK is creating great vibes this year
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KayKay
December 15, 2010
Thanns for the links to the articles, Mr.B, read and relished them.
Nora Ephron’s article is a hoot, but carries with it the reek of condecension at non-American/English names. So streets aren’t named Park Lane or Lexington Avenue and characters aren’t called Ashley, Doug, Jim Bob or Billy Ray in a Swedish book set in Sweden featuring Swedish characters??? I’m shocked as shit!
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bran1gan
December 15, 2010
One more terrific piece of writing about writing:
“a lot of times, I actually prefer stories where not much happens, where plot is not king. For me, clever plots can often be tedious and forced. I don’t want my fiction movie-ready. No, character is what I’m after. In a world where human contact seems to becoming less and less important, I find myself craving, now more than ever, the ability of a good story to bring me into the mind of a stranger.”
This kinda-sorta sums up my feeling about movies too. Fuck plot. Give me moments, stray moments, and I’ll walk home a happy man.
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Gradwolf
December 15, 2010
Oh brilliant, epic fail happened.
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jussomebody
December 16, 2010
Wodehouse is my chicken soup, when I am sick, or feeling low. How I love the man. He makes life worthwhile 😀 And you couldn’t have chosen a better quote than that one from Full Moon, if you tried. Sheesh.
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Just Another Film Buff
December 16, 2010
Not a bad line up at all for CIFF, compared to last year. Bertolucci retro would be something.
“FERROCIOUS LION OF IRON FORT”? Really?
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bran1gan
December 16, 2010
JAFB: A critic I know came up with what I think is a better title: “The Brute Lion from the Fort of Iron”. See here 🙂
BTW, the Bertolucci lineup so far is underwhelming. All latter-day stuff… I hope they have Conformist and so on next week.
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bran1gan
December 16, 2010
Watchable though it was, Fatih Akim’s “Soul Kitchen” — the opening-night film at the Chennai International Film Festival — was a bit of an underwhelmer, opting for “cute” over all else, but do try to catch “Cell 211” (Spanish) if it pops up again on the schedule. A terrific prison-set thriller.
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Just Another Film Buff
December 16, 2010
Doesn’t look like The Conformist is playing, from the schedule. Kiarostami, Ade, Wakamatsu, Sono, Coppola, Leigh… Lots going for the festival. Sigh!
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kumaran
December 16, 2010
Ranga – Biutiful best movie ive seen this year, hands down! Javier Bardem’s performance is haunting. Just the movie you should write about??
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Udhav
December 17, 2010
Taking about difficult reads, I find Leo Tolstoy a bit difficult, and sometimes frustrating too. Still have 300 pages to complete war and peace. Some one mentioned Ian Rankin; he is a racy read actually.
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She_Who_Must_Not_Be_Named
December 17, 2010
You should have picked up James Hadley Chase, just for old times sake – Flesh of the Orchid, for instance. Very light and trashy.
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Srikanth M
December 18, 2010
@Kay Kay
I believe the piece wasn’t so much to deride European names as to lightheartedly point out the confusion that emanates from such character and place names.I, for one, also felt the same way as Nora felt while reading the trilogy. Though they make very haunting and piquant reads they lack one of the most essential elements of a thriller-a sense of where the action is taking place.The place names leave you geographically challenged and stunts your intuitiveness.
The bare minimum that Larsson could have done was to try to give characters names that are quite distinct from each other.
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Bala
December 19, 2010
@Baradwaj : yup “dated” in the sense of old-fashioned.I felt some of the stories were rather tame.But on the whole not a bad read.I am not really a big fan of such thrill a minute pulp but it is a nice relaxation from the heavier stuff.Haven’t read the Alphabet series though.
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VJ
December 20, 2010
So did you get to finsh Room ? What did you think abt it ? critics in US are raving about it and it has made practically every top 10 list for the year .
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bran1gan
December 22, 2010
VJ: Not even started yet. This week has been film-festival filled.
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peccavi
December 25, 2010
The alphabet series was fun when i was a teen. Now i find it a bit tedious – though 1/2 the alphabet is yet to be read by me. Have the lot though 🙂
Lee Child? Great thrillers. Jeffrey Deaver? But seeing your love for the zany and wacky – i’d strongly recommend Carl Hiaasen. He’s completely madcap…
Wodehouse – ANYDAY!!!
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peccavi
December 25, 2010
ooooh – comment moderation??? since when? 😀 We’re being besieged are we?
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